Crab Week™

Crab Week™
2026

Become an official member of Crab Week™

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What is Crab Week?

Crab week is more than just an idea, it's a week... and it's coming soon!

A small orange-clawed crab, a large dark crab, a blue crab with both claws raised, and a red crayfish arranged beneath the caption the gang
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How do I become a crab?

Becoming a crab is simple! Join Crab Week™ and see!

Carcinisation in never a guarantee

An illustration of human evolution ending in a figure with a crab claw, captioned Will you turn crab?
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WTF is Carb Week?

Carb week is about bread. Crab Week™ is about mandibulate arthropods.

A sourdough loaf baked into the shape of a crab
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Take Action

Boycott these recipe sites for their crustacean cruelty! BLOODY MURDER!!

Crab Cakes
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NYT Cooking
Crab Cakes
Crab Legs with Garlic Butter Sauce
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Allrecipes
Crab Legs with Garlic Butter Sauce
She-Crab Soup
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Epicurious
She-Crab Soup
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Fuck this shit

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The Captain's Boil
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Prime Seafood Palace
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California Roll